Why are you wearing Timbs in DC?
By Andre Angeline
Listen, annoyingly saying I am from Upstate New York in at least every other article has become my brand now, and this article is no exception. But this time there’s some validity to it because y’all are acting up down here! I was on campus and I saw someone on Thursday wearing Timbs… I have feelings about this one.
Do you see a speck of snow here? Has it been under 30 degrees consistently everyday? No. I’m currently writing this with a T-Shirt on as it’s 65 degrees out. Are you from cold states like New York, Minnesota, Vermont, Massachusetts, or Maine?
If you answered no to any of these questions, you better get those Timbs of your feet so fast. There’s no reason y’all should be wearing Timbs down here! It’s so warm! Additionally, I quite literally have only seen snow maybe 1 ½ times this semester down here so far. No one needs to be whipping out the Timbs for a brisk 45 degrees out just because you have a coat on and it looks cool. Y’all look dumb, and that’s on semicolon. If you own Timbs, I’m not Timbshaming you, I have them too obviously, I’m from somewhere cold. But if you have them and you’re from a place like Deerfield Beach, Mesa, Pasadena, you get the vibe I’m trying to get at here, there’s no reason you should be wearing them up here. If y’all do the little thing where you go to NYC for a weekend with your friends for 36 hours and try to fit in 36 things to do, which I’ve seen you all try and do, then maybe you can wear your Timbs there. All I’m saying is… Timbs in DC are not TheMove.